Louis:	If I was a hardcore Harry fan, for example, I wouldn't like the idea of Harry and Louis, I'd want the idea of Harry and me, being the fan.
Liam:	I would want all three together.

Harry:	Um...erm...you...like...have...to....yeah..um...so...erm...just wake up, you have school, babe.
Liam:	Good morning darling. Wake up, you don't want your schedule to alter a bit, do you ? Now wake up so you can eat your breakfast that gives you the nutrition that you need for the day.
Louis:	Wakey Wakey, you had enough beauty sleep babe. Wake up so that you can get ready for school. Don't forget to put on something with stripes. Ok so you won't forget though because I set out your clothes. Orange looks better on you than blue.
Niall:	WAKE UP BEFORE I EAT ALL OF BREAKFAST !
Zayn:	Wake up. Today is a new day. A new journey. A new memory. So wake up and pick the right paths.

Interviewer:	What do you think about girls wearing too much makeup?
The obvious answers:
Liam:	"I don't like it, natural beauty is sexy."
Of course, Liam.
Louis:	"Yea, Natural beauty is a major turn on."
Yup.
Niall:	"I don't like girls at all when they wear makeup.."
Okay then..
Zayn:	"I don't care.."
Then we get to Harry.
Harry:	"Go natural, babe. Don't look like a crayon raped your face."
Words of wisdom, from Harry Styles.

Dirty Liam

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